Two dear friends that I knew when I worked at my last (and worst) corporate job — one was in essence my business partner at work and the other was someone we both met at a trade show — came to Brooklyn Wednesday just to have dinner with me. PG, my workmate, flew several hours and Vince drove several hours. They are both people I am so grateful to know and to have in my life and I can’t believe their generosity in coming all that way just for dinner with me — and the Dowager Duchess. We went out in Sheepshead Bay at a great Greek restaurant. My mother and I have been there before, and Vince coincidentally knows the owners’ son. I of course had my camera. Did I think to take any pictures of us or our meal? No! But I did take a picture of a local resident.
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ONE OF THE DUCHESS’ NEIGHBORS OUT FOR AN EVENING STROLL. (HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT CARRIED HER KIDS IN A CLOTH SACK.) |
Our table was near broad French doors that opened onto a dining patio, the street, and the fishing port across the way. At one point, Vince gasped (I think he actually said, “Holy crap!” and then apologized to The Duchess for his language. I turned around to see a guy with a very large iguana on his shoulder. My mother turned and said, as if iguanas were a very common sight in Brooklyn, “Oh, I see them all the time. He walks her on a leash.” Vince and I went outside for pictures. The restaurant owner and some staff went outside to pet the iguana. The owner of the iguana had several baby iguanas in a sack. He was selling them for $150 a piece. I offered to buy one for The Duchess. She turned me down… without even a “thank you very much.”
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THE IGUANA’S OWNER (IN THE YANKEES CAP) AND THE RESTAURANT MAÎTRE D. |
When The Duchess shopped at Trader Joe’s Tuesday morning, she returned with a Spanish Cheese Tapas Sampler to make me feel more at home. I didn’t have any. She had some on a bagel with breakfast Thursday morning. Just the way they serve tapas in Sevilla?
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THE PERFECT CHEESE FOR A NEW YORK BAGEL. |
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WHAT A NEW YORK DINER LOOKS LIKE. |
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THE BETTER-LOOKING SON AND THE DOWAGER DUCHESS. INSIDE PARKVIEW DINER. (WE COULDN’T BELIEVE HE LET HER REST HER HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.) |
You're becoming quite the master chef!
If the meal is tea and bagels, I guess.
And don't get me started on the iguana. That would have done me in.
The iguana really was beautiful. But I don't care if it's a vegetarian; you wouldn't catch me going anywhere near those diamond-shaped, razor-sharp teeth.
I wonder if instead of master chef I might be called meager chef.
I remember back in Poonah in '43, we had a cook who loved iguanasies (iguanii, uguaniums?). Six ruddy months of iguana & chips every evening until I plucked up the courage tell the Butler-wallah to sack her. Chewy little blighters, very chewy.
Owl Wood:
I've heard it takes just like chicken.
And you had no room for a Black and White cookie!!?? lol
AW!!!Look at those two, sweet! I'm talking about Kid Bro and your mother, not the cookies!
Those diners sound fabulous and I've heard about their good reputations.
Jim:
Oh, there were so many things I had no room for! The diners serve ridiculously enormous portions. They could cut them in fourths, charge one-fourth the price, and I would have been much happier… and would then have room for a black & white.
Great post! I got a chuckle out of the "tapas" cheeses from Trader Joe's eaten with a bagel. I'm glad you didn't pay $150 for a baby iguana–that is a total ripoff! My son had a pet iguana for many years. When she died in the early spring, he took her out on the Mississippi in his kayak and sent her off on an ice floe, Viking style. The shot of the diner is terrific and those two-tone cookies look like every kid's dream. I really enjoyed all of your home-town posts. The two buddies who traveled to see you is a testament to the terrific person you are!
Ms. Sparrow:
PG and Vince definitely made me feel loved. I still can't believe they traveled all that way. As for the baby iguana, I wasn't even tempted.
that is one scary creature…but the black and white cookies look amazing 🙂
Monkey Man:
That iguana was very sweet, but I won't go near the teeth! I just finished another package of Double-Chocolate Milanos, so the black & white cookies are not very appealing at the moment. (Give me a half hour.)
I recall seeing iguanas on leashes in Mexico. They look so much like dinosaurs. But it's interesting that people from the restaurant went out to pet them because there seems to be a connection between botulism and iguanas. Hope you're all feeling okay.
Stephen:
So glad San Geraldo wasn't there. He'd be having a panic attack about botulism after reading your comment. What's the gestation period? I should be fine if I haven't gotten sick by now… right?
I remember movies from the '50s and '60s using iguanas as dinosaurs (The Lost World, for one).
Okay it wasn't a NY diner, but an Orlando one. Staying at the Sheraton but having meals at the diner.
You must lost lots of weight on that diet! 😉
I am loving the photo of the dowager dutchess
like a diminuative bea arthur
John:
Fortunately nothing like Bea Arthur's personality. Much more gentle!
Peter:
Those diners look pretty much alike around the country. (The NY ones may be a bit fancier and larger.) I didn't lose any weight, but I didn't gain any either!
After my recent encounter with iguanas on my cruise, I'm glad to see this one on a leash!
Jenners:
No kidding!
Ahhhhhhhh! What a great-looking diner!! They don't have them out here in St. Louis. New Jersey, however… diners-a-plenty!
Great photo of your mother and brother :))
Judeet:
This diner is actually very good, too. I love that photo of the two of them. When I said I wanted a picture, my brother slid across the seat AWAY from my mother. But he slid back and unbelievably allowed her to put her head on his shoulder (he's not the touchy-feely type). They both look very content.
Believe it or not, we had black and white cookies upstate. I remember them fondly, although it's been ages since I've had one. Oddly, that photo of them reminds me of a certain Star Trek episode.
Walt the Fourth:
You and I share some frightening similarities. When I was posting that photo, I thought of the same episode… if you were thinking of the one with Frank Gorshen.
THat is one healthy-looking iguana. I love the diner, too.
Knatolee:
That was, as well, one very sweet-tempered iguana. But that was close enough for me.
If I had the time, I would have traveled around Brooklyn taking pictures of all the diners. They are lot bigger are more extravagant than when I was a kid. Then they looked simply like individual train dining cars. My mother's friend was taking care of us one day (I think it was when my brother was born, so I was about 5) and she took us to my first diner. She ordered me pork and beans. I HATE pork and beans. I didn't go back to a diner until I was in high school, thinking all they served were pork and beans!