I haven’t had an offer like that in years. Well, I’ve had offers. But no one has ever asked me if I wanted to neck. So, I was taken completely by surprise the other night when, after dinner, while sitting and watching an episode of Hawaii Five-O (a very bizarre episode of Hawaii Five-O, I must say), Jerry turned to me during a long commercial break and said, “Wanna neck?”
Wow! But after a moment’s thought, I realized he didn’t mean what I thought he meant, although the second choice wasn’t so bad either.
Jerry recently discovered a great dessert in the freezer section of the supermarket. A chocolate-encased ice cream in the shape of a bottle of champagne. Jerry and I hosted a couple of dinners here recently and had two champagne bottle “necks” left-over in the freezer.
So, Jerry hadn’t asked me if I wanted TO neck; he had asked me if I wanted A neck. Either way, I would have said “yes.”
|A NEW FAVORITE. AT LINDA AND TOM’S LAST NIGHT. (MORE THAN JUST A NECK.)|