In November, “People” magazine published their “Sexiest Man Alive” issue. I don’t read “People.” (Can “People” magazine actually even be read?) I don’t look at the pictures either. But I saw in some online news blurb that “People” included a piece on sexy men with their cats. I’ve noticed our cats have been taking some rather sexy poses themselves lately. So, here are the “Sexiest Cats Alive,” followed by me. (Click any of the centerfolds; no staples.)
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| FRIDAY: AMOROUS MOOSE. |
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| SATURDAY: DELICIOUS DUDO. |
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| BOSTON, 1981, B.S.G. (BEFORE SAN GERALDO): I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY CATS. WINDOW SEAT OF MY BROWNSTONE FLAT ON WORCESTER SQUARE. I WORE THAT T-SHIRT — $1.99, MACY’S — THE DAY WE MET. HE TOOK ME HOME ANYWAY. |
