Sirena means siren (or mermaid) in Spanish, and that’s the name of our bit of beach. Ivo, our resident sand sculptor, has been creating a new collection of deities to replace the ones that were destroyed in the recent storm (click here; you’ll also catch another glimpse of hunky Pablo Alborán). The first figure, although not yet complete, fits right in. (Click the images; they get bigger.)
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| LA SIRENA ON PLAYA LA SIRENA. LURING SAILORS WITH HER CONCH SHELL MUSIC. |
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| DUDO SAYS “HI.” |
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| MOOSE WAS IN THE SAME POSE ONE LEVEL DOWN. WHEN HE SAW THE CAMERA, THIS IS WHAT HE DID. THE LITTLE SHIT. MOOSE DOES NOT SAY “HI.” |
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| THE SIREN CALLED ME TO THIS ROCK. HER SONG IS SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE. |
She’s a powerful force…




