My Cat Gives Me Cramps / Mi Gato Me Da Calambres

Who’s in charge here?

¿Quién está a cargo aquí?

I HAVE CRAMPS IN MY FEET.
TENGO CALAMBRES EN LOS PIES.
IF I FLEX, I CAN EASE THE PAIN FOR A MOMENT.
SI FLEXIONO, PUEDO ALIVIAR EL DOLOR POR UN MOMENTO.
DUDO, MY FEET ARE REALLY CRAMPING.
DUDO, MIS PIES SON REALMENTE CALAMBRES.
COME ON, DUDO, CAN WE GET UP? PLEASE?
VENGA, DUDO ¿PODEMOS LEVANTARNOS? ¿POR FAVOR?
OK. NEVER MIND.
OK. NO IMPORTA.

Author: Moving with Mitchell

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2 thoughts on “My Cat Gives Me Cramps / Mi Gato Me Da Calambres”

  1. My two rescue kitties are very large; Snickers weighs 17 lbs. and Mitzi 15 lbs. When Mitzi wakes up, she lays on my chest, purring, and trying to lick my face with a tongue that could remove barnacles from rock. She will NOT stop, she can’t hold her licker! Meanwhile due to weight on my chest I can’t breath, she will NOT be pushed off until she is ready.

    1. Susan:
      Our friends without cats do NOT understand that you can’t MAKE a cat stop doing what it doesn’t want to stop doing.

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