Wind chimes and delusions / Campanas de viento y delirios

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All of these magnets and many more can be found at It’Sugar. I think there are three stores in New York City. We visited the one on Surf Avenue in Brooklyn because it’s across the street from Nathan’s. The Kid Brother doesn’t like to eat sweets. He used to always fill a bag with yogurt-dipped pretzels, but they don’t have them anymore. So on this visit, he filled a bag with milk chocolate-dipped pretzels. He doesn’t eat chocolate and hasn’t (for the most part) since he was 12 and my mother told him it was bad for his skin. He still tells me “I don’t eat chocolate!” So ​​his choice surprised me that day. I confirmed that he knew it was chocolate. In his world, white chocolate doesn’t count as chocolate, by the way. But, milk chocolate is usually on his “Bad” list.

These are some of my favorite magnets. I didn’t buy any because magnets on the refrigerator, or any appliance, make me crazy. I can’t help but “neaten” them when I visit someone who has them.

Speaking of that: We have a new refrigerator being delivered this evening. After that a new water heater (a tank instead of hot water on demand) and a new cooktop. My corner shower works but it would be much more pleasant with shower doors instead of an extra-long curtain that I step on. But that’s a long way down the line, I think. None of this is costing us a centimo. Things are going well.

Do you have a favorite magnet? I’m stuck between a train wreck and a delusion.

Todos estos imanes y muchos más se pueden encontrar en It’Sugar. Creo que hay tres tiendas en la ciudad de Nueva York. Visitamos la de Surf Avenue en Brooklyn porque está al otro lado de la calle de Nathan’s. A El Hermanito no le gusta comer dulces. Solía ​​llenar siempre una bolsa con pretzels bañados en yogur, pero ya no los tienen. Así que en esta visita, llenó una bolsa con pretzels bañados en chocolate con leche. No come chocolate y no lo ha hecho (en su mayor parte) desde que tenía 12 años y mi madre le dijo que era malo para su piel. Todavía me dice “¡No como chocolate!”. Así que su elección me sorprendió ese día. Confirmé que él sabía que era chocolate. En su mundo, el chocolate blanco no cuenta como chocolate, por cierto. Pero, el chocolate con leche suele estar en su lista de “Malos”.

Estos son algunos de mis imanes favoritos. No compré ninguno porque los imanes en el refrigerador, o en cualquier electrodoméstico, me vuelven loca. No puedo evitar “ordenarlos” cuando visito a alguien que los tiene.

Hablando de eso: esta tarde nos entregarán un refrigerador nuevo. Después, un nuevo calentador de agua (un tanque en lugar de agua caliente a pedido) y una nueva estufa. Mi ducha de esquina funciona, pero sería mucho más agradable con puertas de ducha en lugar de una cortina extra larga sobre la que tengo que pisar. Pero creo que eso es un largo camino por recorrer. Nada de esto nos está costando un céntimo. Las cosas van bien.

¿Tienes un imán favorito? Estoy atrapado entre un descarrilamiento de tren y delerios.

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Author: Moving with Mitchell

From Brooklyn, New York; to North Massapequa; back to Brooklyn; Brockport, New York; back to Brooklyn... To Boston, Massachusetts, where I met Jerry... To Marina del Rey, California; Washington, DC; New Haven and Guilford, Connecticut; San Diego, San Francisco, Palm Springs, and Santa Barbara, California; Las Vegas, Nevada; Irvine, California; Sevilla and then Fuengirola, Spain. And now Córdoba.

44 thoughts on “Wind chimes and delusions / Campanas de viento y delirios”

    1. Bob:
      We’ve had some magnets in the past and no amount of arranging could satisfy me. And it’s a shame because I do love so many magnets.

    1. wickedhamster:
      I love the magnets… I just can’t tolerate them on the refrigerator… or oven, or range hood, or door frame.

  1. Oh, my goodness, those were great for a good chuckle this morning!
    Not costing you a centimo? All being paid for by the apartment owner? Great!

  2. Good Lord. Give me notice before you visit me so that I can take everything off my refrigerator. It’s really absurd how much shit I’ve got stuck up there. Grandchildren-related, most of it. You would lose your mind at the complete messiness of it.
    I’ve got a magnet that has a woman asking the question, “Where are my hormones?” I have to admit, I do love these magnets. When we moved in here there was one on the refrigerator that said, “Jesus is coming! Hide the bong.”
    Ms. Moon

    1. Ms. Moon:
      Don’t change anything in your house to suit me. Just don’t be surprised if your magnets and displays get completely rearranged while I’m there. I seriously can’t help myself.

        1. Ms. Moonsigh:
          I must admit. I have been known to do that, too. I can’t help myself. I used to accuse my mother of tilting the pictures on her walls so it would look like she dusted.

  3. My faves are the last two magnets. So I stole those photos from you, of course. I use my fridge and fridge magnets as my bulletin board. All sorts of crap stuck to it all helter-skelter and piggedly-wiggledy. Every couple of years I clean it up but then the madness starts again.

    1. Debra She Who Seeks:
      I hope you won’t mind if I fix the helter skelter and piggledy-wiggledy. The top of my head pops off if I don’t. I’m always flattered when you steal from me.

    1. Mary:
      That one did crack me up. I was brought up in a house where you never yelled from room to room. SG was not. A lot of Whats around here.

  4. First of all, I agree with Chuck. White chocolate is like Pat Boone’s version of Tutti Fruity. It lacks the soul and flavor of real chocolate.
    On to the magnets. I have a special affinity for the marriage one. It rings so true. Of course, that’s probably because neither one of us can hear worth a crap anymore. Our fridge has magnetic clips that hold unused recipes, exercise regimes and expired coupons. We used to be a lot more creative.

    1. Deedles:
      Between SG’s hearing and his insistence on yelling from room to room, there are a lot of Whats around here. My mother’s kitchen door frame was painted metal. She covered it in magnets. It drove me crazy. I would constantly straighten and arrange them and it still drove me crazy.

  5. I’m glad you can’t see my fridge. I love these kinds of magnets and have several. My favorites are “Step away from the fridge, Lardass!” and “I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.”

    You’ve shared some good ones here. I might like the bottom two in the left column the best.

    1. Kelly:
      “I know I said hi” made me think of a number of people (including bloggers) I know. The magnets are clearly a problem for me. I have very specific memories of homes and their mess of refrigerator magnets (and what I would do there).

      1. Boud here complaining that this didn’t arrive till now! Missed the magnet opus. I have a few vital things on my fridge –my DNR, friends small artworks –but a few things on the side where I don’t have to see them all the time. I hate magnets unless they’re holding something vital in place.

        1. Boud:
          So that was my magnet opus! OK, I’ll forgive you the DNR on the fridge. That makes sense. Still, I would probably try and find a way to artfully present it. I’ve even rearranged bulletin boards.

  6. “This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner” LOL!!! I love that one. I also love fridge magnets and always ask friends to pick one out for me when they travel overseas. So far I have magnets from India, Jamaica, Ireland, and Germany.

    1. Jennifer:
      I always look at fridge magnets when I travel. And the do make great gifts. Just not for me.

    1. Frank D:
      I thought the same thing. Maybe because women are funnier and more quick witted than men?

  7. My fridge/freezer is totally covered with magnets from all over the world……bought over many years by myself, and family and friends. You could have a crazy time putting them all straight!!
    Frances

    1. Frances:
      I would definitely find a way of rearranging them. It’s a shame because I really do love the magnets themselves and the memories they carry.

    1. Michael:
      Nick works for the London tube, so this was especially appropriate that day. But I loved it.

  8. Hahahaha
    Oh loved the magnets! I want three!
    And when I was in college, the roomie and I used to have those magnet poetry thingys and it was more MadLibs than anything else.
    And white chocolate is delish.

    XOXO

  9. I too have to resist the urge upon encountering a fridge full of magnets not to order them and arrange them – or tear off the excessive ones.

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