Dick Waffle / Pollofre

La versión en español está después de la versión en inglés.

AS A RESULT OF MY visit with the psychiatrist yesterday evening, I’ve started another medication transition today. He said I could feel improvement in as little as two weeks. I look forward to that.

I spent a few hours enjoying the city of Málaga before my appointment and, of course, have plenty of photos to share, but today’s post is about interesting and, I’m told, delicious penises.

As I walked by the Plaza de la Merced (which you’ll see another day), I noticed a shop I hadn’t seen before. The name, “La Pollería,” struck me as odd because, although “pollo” means “chicken,” “polla” means cock (as in the penis kind) and I wasn’t quite sure what they were selling.

Even the logo (the shop is part of a national chain) looked very penis-like. As I approached, I saw what was very clearly a penis shape on a poster outside the door. The closer I got, the more it looked like perhaps a waffle penis on a stick. I thought to myself, ‘Did no one actually notice before they created that product?’ But then I saw the display inside.

Lined up were four edible (aren’t they all?) penises and even a vulva. The display on the interior wall advertised “dick ice lolly” (which they called “pollololo,” a combination of polla [cock] and lolo [ice pop]) and “dick waffle” (called “pollofre,” a combination of the words polla and gofre [waffle]).

For only another 50 centimos, you can even get your dick waffle creamed. An absolute steal, I think.

I didn’t buy myself a penis yesterday. I didn’t want to do it alone.


COMO RESULTADO DE MI VISITA con el psiquiatra ayer por la noche, hoy comencé otra transición de medicamentos. Dijo que podía sentir una mejoría en tan solo dos semanas. Estoy deseándolo.

Pasé unas horas disfrutando de la ciudad de Málaga antes de mi cita y, por supuesto, tengo muchas fotos para compartir, pero el blog de hoy es sobre penes interesantes y, según me han dicho, deliciosos.

Mientras caminaba por la Plaza de la Merced (que verás otro día), noté una tienda que no había visto antes. El nombre era “La Pollería”, y no estaba muy seguro de lo que vendían.

Incluso el logo (la tienda es parte de una cadena nacional) se parecía mucho a un pene. Mientras me acercaba, vi claramente lo que era la forma de un pene en un cartel fuera de la puerta. Cuanto más me acercaba, más parecía un pene de gofre en un palo. Pensé para mis adentros: ‘¿Nadie se dio cuenta antes de crear ese producto?’ Pero luego vi la pantalla en el interior.

Alineados había cuatro penes comestibles (¿no son todos?) e incluso una vulva. La pantalla en la pared interior anunciaba “dick ice lolly” (al que llamaron “pollololo” una combinación de polla y lolo) y “dick waffle” (llamado “pollofre”, un a combinación de polla y gofre).

Por sólo otros 50 céntimos, incluso puedes hacer que alguien te va a poner crema en el pollofre. Creo que es un auténtico robo.

Ayer no me compré un pene. No quería hacerlo solo.

“Do you like it wet?
We already know the answer…
… It’s all over your face.”
• “¡NO TE ATRAGANTES!” means “Don’t choke yourself!” (i.e., buy yourself a drink to accompany your penis — or vulva).
• For the rest of the day, I felt like I was seeing dicks everywhere.
• Por el resto del día, sentí que estaba viendo penes por todas partes.
• Erections must stop on red.
• Las erecciones deben detenerse en rojo.
• Seriously though, a crosswalk that includes a pedestrian path and, alongside it, a bike path. (Or for people who stand on their bicycles.)
• Hablando en serio, un paso de peatones que incluye un camino peatonal y, junto a él, un carril bici. (O para las personas que se paran en sus bicicletas).

Author: Moving with Mitchell

From Brooklyn, New York; to North Massapequa; back to Brooklyn; Brockport, New York; back to Brooklyn... To Boston, Massachusetts, where I met Jerry... To Marina del Rey, California; Washington, DC; New Haven and Guilford, Connecticut; San Diego, San Francisco, Palm Springs, and Santa Barbara, California; Las Vegas, Nevada; Irvine, California; Sevilla, Spain. And Fuengirola, Málaga..

52 thoughts on “Dick Waffle / Pollofre”

    1. Jon:
      This Catholic country tends to be a lot more liberal and enlightened than where we came from — and with a better and more baudy sense of humour.

    2. Debra sent me..(She who seeks)and now I have a new swear word for Trump…dickwaffle.

      1. Jacque Denney:
        Thanks for visiting. The name works. Then so many names with “dick” in them work for that dick.

  1. The pictures of town are stunning!!!! I love town like that. And your well aware I live on penis Waffles!!!!

    And the penis bottle openers remind me of my trip to Costa Rica. They were all over the place there…and several of them made there way to friends.

    1. Mistress Borghese (no G this time):
      Lots of great pictures of the city to come. I never thought to live on penis Waffles, but I might consider it. The penis bottle openers used to be all over Fuengirola (and key chains, too). I haven’t seen many recently. So glad I know where to go for them now. Anyway, never saw one that big (as a bottle opener, I mean… well, come to think of it).

    1. Wilma:
      Yes, dream catchers. I guess they figure tourists won’t know the difference. Some might consider those penises to be dream catchers.

  2. Hahahahaha, this is TOO funny! But you know what I want! Mmmmm, vulva waffles! I bought a chocolate vulva on a stick at a sex toy shop in Halifax once. Gave it to My Rare One for Valentines Day that year. I know, I’m a romantic fool!

    1. Debra:
      I knew you’d be pleased to see their inclusive menu. I wouldn’t mind a chocolate vulva on a stick, although I’d probably have a bit more fun with a dick on a stick (or maybe no stick).

  3. I’m at a loss for words! That vulva seems outnumbered. Glass genitalia ceiling? Now I’m sorry I found words.

    1. Deedles:
      You always find words! Hilarous. I’m trying to picture a genitalia ceiling. But at least there IS a vulva. Don’t you think?

      1. Sure, Scoot. Token vulva. Well at least I now have an insult to go with twatwaffle! Dickwaffle. Has kind of a nice ring to it.

    1. TexasTrailerParkTrash:
      Oh, how I thought of you! And that it was probably a good thing I sent your prizes BEFORE this trip to Málaga. But any of those items could do double duty as butt plugs.

    1. Sassybear:
      Wouldn’t that be a fun stop for a snack… and great photo ops? The next time I go, I’m dragging someone along with me.

      1. Sassybear:
        Just let me know when your plane lands in Málaga. It’s an 11-minute train ride from the airport… and then about a 15-minute walk.

  4. Glad you got some new meds. Fingers crossed they work wonders!

    You might remember that I blogged a London-based “Polleria” outlet last summer. Apparently they’re opening all over the place!


    There’s something very pagan and Stone Age about idolizing the penis and making it into modern totems like bottle openers and waffle cones. Like, maybe archaeologists will put them on display in a museum some day.

    1. Steve:
      I don’t know how I could have forgotten that blog post. One look at your photo and I remembered it distinctly — and mine was the first comment. Just imagine an archaelogist digging up a petrified dick waffle in eons to come. As likely as a Pollería opening in Florida, don’t you think?

    1. Urspo:
      I was surprised when Steve (Shadows and Light) shared the shop in London. No way this would ever be permitted in most (if any) states.

  5. Too funny those nice photos of umm… I cannot see that here, but nice to see elsewhere. Puts a smile on my face.

    1. MagicLoveCrow:
      Thanks so much for visiting … and more thanks to Debra! Hope to see you often.

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