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While we enjoyed lunch Saturday with Barb and Jerry, a foursome was seated at the table behind us. They were all dolled up for a fine lunch on the town. I tried to surreptitiously snap a photo of one of the woman, but was only able to get a partial shot. Still, I think it was enough to give you an idea of what she was wearing. The dress, silky and snuggly fitting her voluptuous figure, was imprinted with an enormous face on the back. The nose and lips were perfectly (or not) placed. I suppose it could have been worse (or better) if the face had been on the front. Dudo and I want to know, would you say “yes” to the dress?
And now it’s off to the showers before we head out for coffee and second breakfast. It’s Merchi day here in Córdoba (well, at our house), and we want to be out of the way while she works. By the way, I have a new pill for the dizzies (an antihistamine) and it seems to be working.
Mientras disfrutábamos del almuerzo del sábado con Barb y Jerry, un grupo de cuatro estaba sentado en la mesa de atrás. Todos estaban muy arreglados para una buena comida en la ciudad. Intenté tomarle una foto disimulada a una de las mujeres, pero solo pude sacar una parte. Aun así, creo que fue suficiente para que se hagan una idea de lo que llevaba puesto. El vestido, sedoso y ceñido a su voluptuosa figura, tenía un rostro enorme impreso en la espalda. La nariz y los labios estaban perfectamente (o no) colocados. Supongo que podría haber sido peor (o mejor) si el rostro hubiera estado al frente. Dudo y yo queremos saber: ¿Dirías que sí al vestido?
Y ahora a ducharnos antes de salir a tomar un café y un segundo desayuno. Es el día de Merchi aquí en Córdoba (bueno, en casa), y queremos estar tranquilas mientras trabaja. Por cierto, tengo una pastilla nueva para los mareos (un antihistamínico) y parece que está funcionando.
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It’s a definite no to the dress…..well the little bit I can see! Can’t imagine the rest is any better.
Love the last photo of Dudo……I wanted to reach out and stroke him!
Frances
Frances:
I gasped when I saw her walk by the first time.
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!”
Tacky. Jx
Jon:
LOL. Of course you would have a song for the occasion!
That dress sounds like a real conversation starter! I can’t decide if it’s a bold fashion statement or just plain unsettling—imagine catching a glimpse of that face in a mirror and doing a double take. And if it had been on the front? Even more dramatic.
Glad to hear the new pill is helping with the dizziness. Enjoy your coffee and second breakfast—sounds like a perfect way to spend the day while Merchi works her magic.
Melody Jacobs:
It was a great morning and our house shines. As for the dress, the lips were placed precisely at the “intergluteal cleft.” Kind of embarrassing and it would have been even more embarrassing on the front!
Oh my goodness, that is HILARIOUS!!! What in the world?! WHY?!! hahaha
I’ll give the woman credit for having the nerve to wear it.
Jennifer
Jennifer:
And she sure liked to strut her stuff.
That dress has blew my mind
finlaygray:
I think perhaps her mind had to be blown already just to wear it.
Hm. What kind of person, etc etc. Dudo doesn’t approve anyway.
I’m very glad the new pills are helping.
That was me, Boud forgot to sign.
Boud:
It was shocking. But I suppose it would have been worse if the face had been on the front.
I wonder what she was drawing attention to, LOL!
Debra:
Well, the lips were right where the lips might be.
Would I wear it?
I would grab it. twist it, then dust the furniture with it, remove cob webs, wipe down the counters, play a game of lawn darts on it, pick up dog droppings in the lawn, before crumbling it into a ball and burning it in the firepit. Does that answer your question?
This makes me long for Pam Demic, Mads. I do so miss her!
Deedles:
Pam Demic needs the dress!
AHAHAHAHAHA! Then you’d probably get a ticket for toxic gas release, but it would be worth it to rid the world of that hideous abomination of a dress!
Tundra Bunny:
Yeah, I wouldn’t risk throwing THAT on the fire.
Mistress Borghese:
You really need to be more clear.
Ummmm, no to the dress. It might have looked interesting on the hanger, but it puts a face in a strange place.
So glad the dizzy’s are getting better, I almost suggested calling your doctor.
David:
I wish I could have gotten a shot of the entire back. The lips were unbelievably placed. As for the dizzies, I had already talked with 4 doctors about it.
If she was going for weird and creepy, she hit the mark.
M. Moon
Ms. Moon:
The print was well done. The fabric was silky. The fit was perfect. The dress was bizarro!
It looks like the face and nose are on the woman’s backside? No, honey, I’m with Dudo and Mitchell, no no no.
Bob:
Even worse, the lips were right over the “intergluteal cleft”!
Is she wearing the dress or is the dress wearing her? Draws too much attention, so it’s a no for me.
Shirley:
Good question. It sure did draw attention. And oh the lips!
Oh my god that dress is unfortunate lol
Kathleen:
Can you see where the lips landed?
If I was a woman, I’d probably dress either like a movie star at the Oscars or like a hooker, but I’m sure even a hooker wouldn’t wear that. A movie star at the Oscars? Maybe, just maybe.
Kirk:
Maybe an outfit for the next Met Gala?
I’d wear it! In my house for Balder Half’s enjoyment. I’d call myself Caraculo and prance (well wobble) and granny twerk until one of us ends up in intensive care. My fantasies aren’t as great as they used to be. I suppose one could wear it to Walmart, and no one would bat an eye.
Well, she, buttface woman, is getting the attention she must desperately need.
I wouldn’t wear it, but I’d definitely stare and probably get in trouble for laughing.
Kelly:
I actually gasped out loud when she walked by the first time.
Well, THAT is a fashion statement.
She knew what she was doing, obs.
The kitty is adorable!
XOXO
Sixpence Notthewiser:
She had to know what she was doing. Dudo thinks he’s adorable, too.
I wouldn’t be caught dead in that hideous thing, so no! Dudo’s facial expression and mine are remarkably similar in this instance, LOL!
Tundra Bunny:
Imagine being buried in that thing!
That definitely falls into the “What was she thinking?” category. I wonder if it’s a portrait of someone she knows? Maybe it’s like those companies that can put your dog or cat’s face on a pair of socks.
Steve:
Great thought. Maybe it’s a portrait of someone she knows and loathes. With the lips in that exact position, she could just be telling her to “kiss my ass.”
No, no, and no, a resounding no, as in wouldn’t be caught dead in it. I’d wear pink crocs before I’d wear that dress. I am pleased, though, about the pill for the dizzies.
Love,
Janie
janiejunebug:
The dress wouldn’t go well with pink Crocs. I haven’t had dizzies for two days. Touch wood!
I’m curious to see the whole dress. What was the intended effect? Olivia
Olivia:
I wish I could have gotten an entire shot. It was form fitting and sexy and she was voluptuous. She was very attractive with beautiful make-up and hair, expensive heels. Such an unusual choice. Steve wondered if it was someone she knew which made me wonder if it was someone she didn’t like and she was saying “kiss my ass.”
Glad to hear your new medication is helping with the dizziness, and I hope your coffee and second breakfast add a nice touch to the day. Enjoy your Merchi day in Córdoba!
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I like the cat better.
Urspo:
So do I.
Hey Mitchell, Just returned from a few weeks overseas so catching up with your posts. I have to say that I have a perfect use for that dress. It should be the Orange Idiot’s uniform, though he may not be (or may be?) into cross-dressing, it would certainly remind all his cabinet sycophants’ and cronies exactly where he expects them to place their lips. Expensive high heels would be a nice touch, too. Just a thought. 🙂
Mary
Mary:
I think he should be left naked and alone except for a tray slid under his door.