I’ve been at it again. Cooking almost every day now. San Geraldo, not to be outdone, cooked up a big pot of chili while also baking four loaves of Brown Sugar Banana-Date Bread. Show off!
I had to clean up after us both. Take a look at the photos and tell me who YOU’D rather clean up after. (I’m not asking who you’d rather have cook for you!)
Chef San Geraldo
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I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE OTHER (EQUALLY BAD) HALF OF THE KITCHEN |
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THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER HAD TO WASH A CANDLE. (“SOMEONE” MIGHT HAVE CONSIDERED MOVING IT BEFORE HE COOKED.) |
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THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN COOKING WITH EVERY DAY. BELGIAN CHOCOLATE PROTEIN POWDER. |
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THIS IS THE MESS I MAKE. |
Click here to see the complete, page-long recipe for San Geraldo’s mess (the banana-date bread, not the chili). See below for my neat and complete recipe.
Mitchell-is-Moving’s Super-Delicious Braun-Blended Gourmet Belgian-Chocolate–Flavoured Whey Concentrate Protein Shake
Step 1: Mix 1 scoop of protein powder with 200ml (6.7628 US fluid ounces) of semi-skimmed milk (or water).
Don’t make it easy for the clean-up woman (or man)…